'I Speak Four Languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real Shit'

I'll be honest, mostly sarcasm. 

You can stop looking- you've just found your new favorite tee! Trust us, you'll be back for one in every color of this amazing shirt! Super soft, high quality. Only the best. 

DETAILS

-- Tri-Blend: 50% Polyester | 25% Cotton | 25% Rayon or Cotton Poly Blend

-- Polyester retains shape and elasticity; Cotton lends both comfort and durability; addition of Rayon makes for a unique texture and drapes against the body for a slimming look

FIT GUIDELINES

-- Unisex: Our unisex tees run tts. We suggest sticking with your typical size for the best fit! If you prefer an oversized, slouchy look, than sizing up one from your typical unisex size will achieve that!

-- Ladies Relaxed Style: Our ladies fit tees run true to ladies sizing. If you typically wear a ladies medium (equivalent to a unisex small), we suggest sticking with the medium for a nice, comfy fit!